Hello, everyone
I have recently joined Resource Pile as a new crew member, and I would like to drop some lines as an introduction for my forthcoming work as a writer here.
I don’t want you to get bored and stop reading, so I will put it in form of a dialogue. And as an artist myself, I have a very subtle and uncomprehensible sense of humor, so bear with me ;)
Who are you?
My nickname is Solinger, a graphic designer/artist and cartoonist. I work professionally in many areas of design, but I specialize in custom and creative design as mascots/toons for different brands and companies. Do you want to see how I look? I made a self portrait some time ago:

(Note: This might be me. It might not be me as well.)
You’re quite ugly, but I’m interested in what you do. Can I see your work?
No, it’s top secret govern-related work, if I tell you, they would kill me. I mean, yeah, take a look to some of my early work, as I’ve been working mostly offline for local enterprises, I’m migrating contents to my new online profile: http://solingerportfolio.wordpress.com
What is your purpose behind Resource Pile?
That one is easy. I will be reviewing anything related to graphic design in its most artistic sense, as a contribution to the splendid work you’ve got already here.
What do you mean with “artistic sense”? The Mona Lisa and stuff?
Uhmm, not exactly. By artistic sense I mean creativity as a self-fulfilling goal. I said this to look cultivated, but I don’t really know what it means. In simple words: I will focus on artistic and inspirational side of graphic design, like illustration or cartoon-like design.
I see. And what will I obtain from this?
You will be way cooler than you are right now. Aside from that, you will get in touch with the work of very different artists and styles, and even more: you will have access to tutorials and lessons from those artists themselves. Gathering all that information together and delivering it to you will be both my mission and reward.
You said you would pay me for asking you questions like these. Are we done now? Where’s my money?
Errr… shhhh!!! We will work it out afterwards, keep asking.
Uhmm… how regularly will you be posting at Resource Pile?
Good boy, I like this question. Well, I will try to be as regular as possible, but my outcome as a writer will depend on the relevance of the information I have to write about. I won’t write anything that doesn’t provide some quality to our readers.
How did you get involved in Resource Pile in the first place?
Well, the great minds behind Resource Pile were in need of someone to add as a counterpoint to their extensive and magnificent work. They found nobody, so they ended up asking me.
Nah, just kidding. As a graphic designer oriented to an artistic side, I was interested in being that counterpoint and offer Resource Pile a new strong pillar, and fulfill my need of verbal self expression.
Seems like a good deal. Am I going to get paid or what?
Here, take the money and run. I hope we made it clear to our readers, if someone complains, I will give your e-mail address…